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From: byrd45 (Original Message) Sent: 3/14/2008 10:43 AM

DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT THE TWO IRISHMEN?
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> Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After awhile, one guy looks
> at the other and says, 'I can't help but think, from listening to you, that
> you're from
> Ireland.'
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> The other guy responds proudly, 'Yes, that I am!'
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> The first guy says, 'So am I! And where about from Ireland might you be'?
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> The other guy answers, 'I'm from Dublin, I am.'
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> The first guy responds, 'So am I!'
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> 'Sure and begorra. And what street did you live on in Dublin?
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> The other guy says, 'A lovely little area it was. I lived on McCleary Street in
> the old central part of town.'
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> The first guy says, 'Faith and it's a small world. So did I! So did I!
> And to what school would you have been going'?
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> The other guy answers, 'Well now, I went to St. Mary's, of course.'
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> The first guy gets really excited and says, 'And so did I. Tell me, what year
> did you graduate'?
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> The other guy answers, 'Well, now, let's see. I graduated in 1964.'
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> The first guy exclaims, 'The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can
> hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can you
> believe it, I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964 my own self!'
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> About this time, Vicky walks into the bar, sits down and orders a beer.
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> Brian, the bartender, walks over to Vicky, shaking his head and mutters, 'It's
> going to be a long night tonight.'
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> Vicky asks, 'Why do you say that, Brian'?
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> 'The Murphy twins are drunk again.'
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