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From: byrd45 (Original Message) Sent: 3/9/2008 5:57 PM



A Senior Citizen drove his brand new BMW convertible out of the car

salesroom and took off down the motorway.

He accelerated to 140 kph enjoying the wind blowing through what little

hair he had left.

"Fantastic!" he thought as he charged down the M50, enjoying pushing

the pedal to the metal even more. Then, looking in his rear view mirror,

he saw a police car behind him, blue lights flashing.

"I can get away from him - no problem!" said Paddy (for it was he),

pushing the speed up towards 200 kph.

Then he thought "What on Earth am I doing? I'm too old for this

nonsense!"


So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car

to catch up.

Pulling in behind him, the guard walked up to the driver's side of the

car, looked at his watch and said,


"Sir, I will make a deal with you.. My shift ends in ten minutes, it's

Friday and I'm going away for the weekend. If you can give me a reason

why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you off

with a warning."







Paddy gave him a long look, then said very seriously




"Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were

bringing her back."