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From: byrd45 (Original Message) Sent: 1/7/2008 1:40 PM

> A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the
> airplane when the
> stranger turned to her and said,' Let's talk. I've
> heard that flights go
> quicker if you strike up a conversation with your
> fellow passenger.'

> The little girl, who had just opened her book,
> closed it slowly and said
> to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk
> about?'

> 'Oh, I don't know', said the stranger. 'How about
> nuclear power?'

> 'OK,' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.
> But let me ask you
> a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat
> grass, the same
> stuff.

> Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow
> turns out a flat patty,
> and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do
> you suppose that is?'

> The stranger thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have
> no idea.'

> To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really
> feel qualified to
> discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh-t?'